Monday, March 10, 2014

orevet:

patrickat:

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3.6.14

Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

"Why are you poor?  Stop being poor.  Be rich like me!" - Fox News commentators, GOP congressmen, and late night informercials on real estate flipping.

Thursday, March 6, 2014 Saturday, February 15, 2014

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Man, look at all this bullshit. 1K posts of reblogs of gifsets and fandom shit. It’s time I go and do something productive. Like homework. Or a tumblr which isn’t cluttered up with 1K reblogs of fandom gifsets and instead has actual original content. Hm…

Sunday, September 22, 2013

yeahwriters:

You don’t want the opinion of another writer.

Forever reblog.

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Sunday, September 8, 2013
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Garfield
“‘It is true. Look and see.’ Jon Arbuckle showed Garfield a letter that came through mail boxes.
'Dear Garfield, you are not invited to royal wedding. Sincerely Royal England Family.' Said the letter with insults.
'INVITE THIS.' Shouted Garfield as he tore up the letter with manly hands.
'This is last straw. I will not stand for insults to humanity.' Garfield cried out to the ceiling with fist clenched with justice.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Garfield

“‘It is true. Look and see.’ Jon Arbuckle showed Garfield a letter that came through mail boxes.

'Dear Garfield, you are not invited to royal wedding. Sincerely Royal England Family.' Said the letter with insults.

'INVITE THIS.' Shouted Garfield as he tore up the letter with manly hands.

'This is last straw. I will not stand for insults to humanity.' Garfield cried out to the ceiling with fist clenched with justice.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Twilight
"I thrust faster and faster, riding his joy pole like it is the first day at the fair, I can see the lust and excitement etched on his face, and he can see my fun bags bouncing up and down to the rhythm of our thrusts and they are finally too much, and his holy wand of man juice is called upon to expel its life starting fluid deep into my hearth. (I quietly pray, however, that I took the pill of life denial this morning)"

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Twilight

"I thrust faster and faster, riding his joy pole like it is the first day at the fair, I can see the lust and excitement etched on his face, and he can see my fun bags bouncing up and down to the rhythm of our thrusts and they are finally too much, and his holy wand of man juice is called upon to expel its life starting fluid deep into my hearth. (I quietly pray, however, that I took the pill of life denial this morning)"

cat-core:

castleoflions:

This was a card at Target.

I laughed for fucking ever.

omg

hope powers

wecansexy:

miraculoustang:

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spirit is soooooooo much more affective than mind control ;;;p

thanks obama

aileran:

Andrew Hussie and Ryan North possess the most perfect friendship known to humankind.

aileran:

Andrew Hussie and Ryan North possess the most perfect friendship known to humankind.

majortvjunkie:

Jurassic Park 4 looks amazing

majortvjunkie:

Jurassic Park 4 looks amazing

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine


GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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ballistictrauma:

on the mirror

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in photos

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